Ouch!

Within 24 hours:

Tried swinging on her belly on the swing set and her face met the ground.  Ouch #1

Tripped coming down the treehouse stairs and face met the ground.  Ouch #2

Being a daredevil climbing on the front of the golfcart while I was feeding calves and face met the ground.  Ouch #3

Please stop the madness.